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This awesome track is brought to you today by Xavier coming to visit me at school! He was on WhaleHammer last night and it was AWESOME and you MISSED IT probably but good for you if you didn’t.

The music is a Karaoke track to Radiohead’s Karma Police with the lyrics to “My Girl’s Pussy” (as performed by R. Crumb and his Cheap Suit Serenaders”) melodically interpreted by Xavier and myself.

Pussy Police

(opens with a variety of meows)

There’s one pet I like to pet,
And every evening, we get set.
I stroke it every chance I get;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I love the thoughts it stirs,
And I like it ‘cause it’s hers;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Often, it goes out at night –returns at break of dawn.
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm.

I bring tidbits that it loves;
We spoon like two turtledoves;
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl’s pussy.

What a precious thing to handle;
No one else could hold a candle;
[Isn’t that way…?] lovable and sweet!

There’s one pet I like to pet,
And every evening, we get wet.
I stroke it every chance I get;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Seldom plays and never purrs,
But I like the thoughts it stirs,
And I never mind because it’s hers;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

Often, it goes out at night –returns the break of dawn.
No matter what the weather’s like, it’s always nice and warm! Oh, yeah, yeah!

Never dirty – Always clean.
At giving thrills, it’s never mean.
That it’s the best I’ve ever seen;
It’s my girl’s pussy.

It’s my girl’s pussy.

It’s my girl’s pussy.

It’s my girl’s pussy.

(closes with another meow)